Management digest

One IT company
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Manager :- > Hi, I want to share you with a very very happy news. First of all I want to tell you that you are an excellent and a key member of my group. We always recognize our key people. You know this time it is probably just x% (come up with some vague number) of the whole group that got the bonus/increment, and I'm very happy to tell you that you are one of the distinguished individual in that elite category. The increment/bonus we are giving you is a recognition for your outstanding contribution to first of all our project team, then the whole business unit and then the company as a whole. You know, we are giving you this x amount and you will receive that in the next paycheck. The number is calculated on a very complex formula, which is calculated based on the performance of the company, then the business unit, then the project's importance and your personal performance compared with your peers. (He doesnt bother to explain the formula). Please be congnizant of the fact that this is a very strictly confidential information. Please dont share it with anyone and not even mention about this. K Mr X, Do you have any question.?

I think most of us would have one or the other day come across this scenario in our life.
The poor lad is definitely happy and the manager is more happier. Then the manager continues.

Manager :- Ok Mr X. Congrats. We will definitely talk later. Can you do me a favour. Can you ask Mr. Y to come to my office ?